Best Movies of 2024:
1. Flow - (A Cartoon Cat goes on an epic and kind of sad journey)
2. Speak No Evil - (James McAvoy gets Pissed OWF)
2 (Tie) Here - (Tom Hanks and Robbin Wright get stuck in the same house where Ghosts and Dinosaurs Farted Long Ago)
3. Twisters - (Buttsters come once again for Tornado Scientists)
3. (Tie) Inside Out 2 - (Riley hits Pooberty)
4. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - (Furiosia: A Mad Maux Soggy)
5. A Complete Unknown - (Bob Dylan lets one Rip on Stage)
6. Snack Shack - (Gabriel Labelle is a damn good actor)
6. (Tie) Carry-On - (Taron Egerton must find out who is sneaking a deadly fart through the airport terminal)
6. (Tie) My Old Ass - (My Old Musty Butt Anus)
6. (Tie) A Real Pain - (A Real Pain in My Old Anus)
7. Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - (Godzirra x Dong: Kaing Empire)
7. (Tie) Alien Romulus - (Not a necessary addition to the Alien franchise but entertaining)
8. Challengers - (Tennis Balls and other Balls go flying)
9. Civil War - (Civil Ballwarz)
9. (Tie) September 5 - (Munich from the other angle)
9. Smile 2 - (Hot chick has to hold in fart on stage in front of thousands)
10. Heretic - (Hugh Grant tells Mormon Girls about the fallacies of religion while serving them Poowee Pie)
11. Abigail - (Ballerina girl goes shing!)
12. Blink Twice - (A trip to Epstein Island)
13. Thelma - (An Old Lady Farts across a big city)
14. Better Man - (An ape plays Robbie Williams and that ape kicks balsac)
15. Dune 2 - (Better than the first one and has Florence Pugh but still kind of long and boring)
16. The Substance - (uhhh WTF!)
Will the Puss Survive this water world?
"Close your eyes, give me your had, darling. Do you feel my heart beating....."
Now for the honorable mentions
Dune: Part 2, The Fall Guy ,Hit Man, A Quiet Fart: Day One, Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F, Kaingdum of the Planet of the Apes, Horizon: An American Saga- Chapter One, Rebel Ridge, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Maxxxine, Woman of the Hour, Juror Number 2, Hundreds of Beavers, Saturday Night, Conclave, Nosferatu, Anora, The Brutalist, Wicked, Deadpool and Wolverine, Strange Darling, The Surfer,
Documentaries:
1. Will and Harper
2. A Documentary, Music by John Williams
3. The Devil’s Climb
4. Arctic Accent with Alex Honnold
5. Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
6. Citizens Nation
7. Yacht Rock: A Documentary
8.Jim Henson: Idea Man
9. The Quilters
Just two buddies sharing quality farts on a road trip.
TV:
1. Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 12 -(Larry Mocks Trump)
2. Cobra Kai - Season 5.2 - (Its all coming down to ultimate ballwars)
3. Fallout - Season 1 - (Hot chick navigates the apocalypse)
4. Shogun - Season 1 - (Hot Asian chick navigates feudal Japan)
4. (Tie) Squid Game - Season 2 - (The main guy is in the game again to kick some squid ball)
5. Yellowstone- Season 5.2 - (Glad show is done with. 1923 is so much better)
6. Masters of the Air - (Masterbaters of the Air)
7. The Bear - Season 3 - (Damn good acting but the show seems to go nowhere)
8. The Penguin - (Still haven't finished it but ok so far)
9. House of the Dragon- Season 2 - (Kind of slow in Westeros these days)
10. True Detective: Night Country - (Started out promising but ended in a mess)
The worst Movies of 2024
1. Ghost Busters: Frozen Empire - (What an incoherent boring GIS fart mess)
2. Red One - (I actually fell asleep while watching this one. Boring and stupid CGI)
3. Captain America: Boring New World - (Marvel is getting boring. Harrison Ford's Red Hulk gets pissed owf he wasn't in 1923 that much)
4. Trap - (M. Night Shamalamadingdong makes a movie full of stupid people and a Josh Fartnet that likes to take his shirt off for no reason)